<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm certain there's a good Italian joke somewhere in there for us.Quote:
If it was up to me, I'd fit you for a nice pair of cement shoes and see you swim with the fishes.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm certain there's a good Italian joke somewhere in there for us.Quote:
If it was up to me, I'd fit you for a nice pair of cement shoes and see you swim with the fishes.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I guess you never heard about the Romans.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Gull:
Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I guess you never heard about the Romans.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Temporary anomaly.Quote:
Originally posted by travelinman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sea Gull:
Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The worst Itialian is better than the best Corsican</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Gull:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by travelinman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sea Gull:
I have the utmost respect for Italians. Every one should employ one in their garden. or kitchen. or as a driver...
[img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Holy cow...I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering <font size="1">sorry trav</font>...until this post. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:31 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font>
By the way...
Q: What would you say to an Italian in a three piece suit?
A: "Would the defendent please rise?"
ooops. Did I just answer a question wiht a question?
Q: What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 30?
A: An intellectual.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Quote:
Originally posted by jdf:
By the way...
Q: What would you say to an Italian in a three piece suit?
A: "That's a big gun you have under your jacket sir."
ooops. Did I just answer a question wiht a question?
I always thought the "big gun" was the one they carried in their trousers.... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:59 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's true, but we don't talk about it much. No need to brag.Quote:
Originally posted by jdf:
I always thought the "big gun" was the one they carried in their trousers.... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002"><font size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:59 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font></font>
I'm German. And there's really nothing funny about Germans.
Though I did hear a comedian tell this joke, but it's German/Chinese:
I went to this new German/Chinese. The food was good, but an hour after I ate I felt like persecuting someone.
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 11:20 AM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>